Pathan to Dost

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Gi haan
Dost:kis k sath?
Pathan:apna BV k sath! Hum ne 3 bar talaq dia...
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FOOL

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2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Taxi Dirver To Sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey

'1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey:
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Ch.
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Chuu..
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Jinay Lahore Nai Vekhya O

'Jinay Lahore Nai Vekhya O 'Jammya' Nai,
Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya O 'Marya' Nai,
Jinay Murree Nai Vekhya O 'Thharya' Nai,
Jinay Multan Nai Vekhya O 'Sarrhya' Nai,
Jinay Sindh Nai Vekhya O 'Dubya' Nai,
Jinay Zardari Nai Vekhya O 'Lutya' Nai,
Jinay Shehbaz Nai Vekhya O 'Dangya' Nai,
Jinay Nawaz Nai Vekhya O 'Nassya' Nai,
Tey...
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